On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me – a Tweet saying ‘will you marry me?’
That was a bit of a shock, but on Twitter? Really?
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me – a LinkedIn update telling me he’s still waiting for an answer.
He’s keen, isn’t he?
On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me – a link to a Pinterest board with lots of wedding related pix.
OMG! I’m beginning to worry about this – what bloke spends his time on Pinterest looking at wedding stuff?
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me a Facebook message reminding me he was still waiting.
This is beginning to get a bit scary. More like stalking than romance.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me an Instagram pic of five diamond rings – asking me to choose one.
Hmmm! Are diamonds really a girl’s best friend?
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me a YouTube video of him proposing – down and one knee and all!
My friends are over-excited – and begging me to put him out of his misery.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me a link to a Facebook Page belonging to a wedding planner.
… and I haven’t said ‘yes’ yet.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me a MailChimp email with articles about engagements, how to choose the right bridesmaids and writing wedding speeches.
He seems to have it all planned out – and I still haven’t said ‘yes’.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me a link to an eBay auction for a beautiful wedding dress.
Gorgeous dress, but coming from China it probably won’t size up to UK sizes.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me a link to a blog about the perfect honeymoon.
Lots of lovely pix of moonlit beaches and misty, romantic scenery. Actually a holiday in the sun sounds wonderful, especially as it looks like snow outside right now.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me a virtual card that played music announcing that he loved me forever.
Together forever? Bit cheesy, or is it really romantic?
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me – nothing.
However, he did turn up on the doorstep with a bunch of flowers, chocolates and a ring. Should I say ‘yes’?
